i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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