Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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