There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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