is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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