Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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