How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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