Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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