another moral hangover. fuck.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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