we're blogging at a bar
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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