So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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