He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
