: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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