id be glad to
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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