apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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