How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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