So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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