Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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