So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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