we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
