Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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