Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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