Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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