You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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