Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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