'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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