Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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