yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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