You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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