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Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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