Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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