I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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