is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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