The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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