think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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