I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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