Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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