Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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