I wish I could punch you in the face.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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