I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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