i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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