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(330): View more from Ohio

no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce

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(315): View more from New York

yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there

(905): View more from Ontario

Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties

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(757): View more from Virginia

You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."

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(407): View more from Florida

Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?

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(805): View more from California

how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy

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(850): View more from Florida

Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs

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