awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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