i can't believe i had my finger in that
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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