There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
