Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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