we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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