We're like a lot better than the average bears
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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