SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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