I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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