Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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