is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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