Buhtt sex?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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