what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
my liver is dry heaving
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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