I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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