I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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