I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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