I want to have your abortion
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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