so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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